Alberta cookie dictionary!

November 25, 2010 at 11:31 am | Posted in Alberta, Questions | Leave a comment


It looks as if those pesky media people in Alberta are just too frightened, and scared of the Alberta cookie monsters to do what I have done here on my blog.
Cookie– media distraction device, similar to a tazer, but leaves no marks.
Cookie dough– the obscene paychecks and payouts high ranking officials get for fleecing the taxpayers
Cookie cutter- the one who axes the people so they can get thier cookie dough!
Cookie chef – the people that cook up nefarious scheams like  the one where they cut health care funding untill emergency room waiting times are days, so the people will be happy when its privatized!
Cookie Monsters– the people in government that do not care, do not listen, and will do whatever to privatize everything!
Cookie master – Stelmach, a stelmach is also something you scrape off your shoe.
Cookie crumbs– whats left of your paycheck after the government taxes it!
Cookie chaser– those pesky media people trying to ask those government people questions they never want to answer!
Cookie bag –  what the cookie monsters use to take home your tax dollars!
Cookie Hater – Anyone, and I meany ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH THE GOVERNMENT!

If you have anymore cookie definitions please send them my way so I can post them!

I am Dave Dowling and this is my blog!

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